skrimshaw:

If you shake me you can actually hear all the gay little thoughts rattling in my brain

kentmcfuller:

blankslate-chalkoutline:

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s*
Btw.
I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

brucefromfamilyguy:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

Stop the ban on blood donation of gay men

kittensnax:

screenshotsofdespair:

The Shell CEO has this lever on their desk at all times

5bi5:

ramblingcj:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

I saw the video and thought “that guy looks like Jack Black”, then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.

Wait does this mean people are unfamiliar with this iconic post

tainbocuailnge:

every single time ever a website has tried to make its desktop experience more similar to its mobile experience it made everything irrevocably worse. if i wanted the mobile experience i would use my fucking phone. put that user interface back where it was or die one thousand deaths.

funnytwittertweets:

pentabulge:

valerico:

pyomorphic:

‪new reality tv show that’s the opposite of queer eye where 5 gay dudes come and ruin someone’s life and then leave‬

meladoodle:

*takes a photo of just me by myself* squad goals